You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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