dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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