You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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