I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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