yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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