I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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