Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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