on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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