I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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