well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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