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I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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