you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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