Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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