I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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