So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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