I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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