belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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