Welp...herpes.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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