There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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