so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I believe in your delicious
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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