Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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