wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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