Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Randomize
