it wasn't lemon gatorade
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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