I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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