Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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