This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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