So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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