I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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