That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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