You work out of a Hotel?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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