so that wasnt chicken after all
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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