is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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