he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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