this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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