I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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