i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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