the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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