i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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