Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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