Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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