I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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