Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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