the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I smell like Dick and happiness
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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