M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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