Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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