Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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