i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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