So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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