id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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