i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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